Hey man sorry I got all grabby
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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