So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Randomize
