Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just googled if crying burns calories
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
