Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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