is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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