im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Of course I have a pirate flag
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
