We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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