She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
this is an emotional support booty call
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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