How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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