i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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