Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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