i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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