Where is the hickey?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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