this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Randomize
