What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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