It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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