I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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