Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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