Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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