Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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