As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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