at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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