everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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