you mean i was at the winter classic?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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