Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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