Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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