I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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