YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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