i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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