I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
you never un-have a 4some
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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