She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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