So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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