we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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