It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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