Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
