that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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