I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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