You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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