My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
