I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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