I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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