I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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