White coat. Heels.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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