i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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