i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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