So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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