you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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