It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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