i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he thought i was a dude.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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