I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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